TMI… TM Freaking I

“Thank you for calling The Computer Store, this is The Assistant Manager, how can I be of assistance?”

“HELLO!” shrieked the little old lady on the other end of the phone. “I need to talk to Dr. Jones!”

“Ma’am, I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong number. This is The Computer Store.”

“Yes? Dr. Jones, those sores on my inner thighs and buttocks have gotten bigger and they’re starting to seep, what do I do?”

“Ummm… ma’am…”

“Speak up, I can’t hear you!”

*click*

~ by assistantmanager on July 26, 2007.